But first, a toast...

Another day,
another bender
No retreat,
no surrender!

The Southport Sunset

2 oz. Bacardi White Rum
2 oz. Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice
2 oz. Orange Juice
Layer the ingredients in a tall glass to resemble the horizon at sunset.
Finish with a splash of seltzer and garnish with a lime wedge.

The Fabulous Dave

4 oz. Raspberry Vodka
A "whisper" of Sprite
Combine ingredients in a pint glass over ice. Shmamm it down!