FAQs

Q: Do I have to be an alcoholic to be a member?

A: No. While some members might describe themselves as functional alcoholics, chemical dependency is not required.

Q: Are there requirements for membership?

A: No. There are no requirements. And, rest assured, little is expected of you.

Q: Are pets allowed to join the Shmammers?

A: Yes! Shmamminals are welcome to join by following the standard application process.

Q: What the hell is wrong with you people?

A: Not enough time...