FAQs
FAQs
Q: Do I have to be an alcoholic to be a member?
Q: Do I have to be an alcoholic to be a member?
A: No. While some members might describe themselves as functional alcoholics, chemical dependency is not required.
A: No. While some members might describe themselves as functional alcoholics, chemical dependency is not required.
Q: Are there requirements for membership?
Q: Are there requirements for membership?
A: No. There are no requirements. And, rest assured, little is expected of you.
A: No. There are no requirements. And, rest assured, little is expected of you.
Q: Are pets allowed to join the Shmammers?
Q: Are pets allowed to join the Shmammers?
A: Yes! Shmamminals are welcome to join by following the standard application process.
A: Yes! Shmamminals are welcome to join by following the standard application process.
Q: What the hell is wrong with you people?
A: Not enough time...