The Southport Shmammers are a group of like-minded, socially-awkward goof balls that assemble regularly for shenanigans (shmamnanigans). The group is secular and holds no political affiliation. Membership is open to all.
The Court of Shmammalot
Dave - Shmanager
Mary - Social Director
Brian - Social Distancing Director
Kaaron - Marketing, Promotions, & Flair
Omar - Marioneta
Angela - Marioneta
Brooks - Explainer
Dewayne - Beer Monger
Courtney - Treasurer
Rachael - May Lei Lady
Greg - Supervisor
Marcuies - Chief Morale Officer
Brittany - CTO & VIP
Gloria - Ready & Willin'
Clark - Road Warrior
Rose - Beertender
Phil - Sergeant Sanguine
Cathy - The Baker
Jeff - Minister of Propaganda
Josh - Chief Security Officer
Genevieve - Activities Director
Kim - Special Aide to The Shmanager
Todd - Shmanimal Handler
Denise - Blanca
Riley - Imbibification Director
Alyssa - Beer Bully
Dana - Naming Consultant
Teona - R & D Engineer
Robert - In Limbo
Jennifer - Shmanimal Outreach Officer
Lisha - Head Stork, Population Administration
"Those Canadians" - Great North Ambassadors
Joe A. - European Liaison
Joe S. - Minister of Magic 🐰